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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your piece of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENT EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)

Since our lectures took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teachng others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.)

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the deoart of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.) This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTEREST TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.)

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Yours sincerely,

The DIRECTOR UNDER THE MASSIVE BUREAU OF SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.)

(taken from USEP IC Faculty Office)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.)

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your piece of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENT EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)

Since our lectures took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teachng others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.)

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the deoart of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.) This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTEREST TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.)

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Yours sincerely,

The DIRECTOR UNDER THE MASSIVE BUREAU OF SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.)

(taken from USEP IC Faculty Office)

This is from Kim Sam-Soon’s quotations..

The reasons why we can’t meet good guys:
1. Good men are ugly looking
2. Cute guys have lousy personalities
3. Cute guys with good character are married
4. Cute guys with good character, and single are poor
5. Cute, good character, single and rich guys aren’t interested in us
6 Cute, good character, single, rich guys and interested in us those guys are players
7. Cute, good character, single, rich, guys who are interested in us and are not players…are gays

Would you agree??